Here’s what I’ve been doing since I heard about the Conservative majority government on Monday night.

I’ve been listening to Smash Mouth.

Because we don’t deserve nice things.

I’m still writing Scott & Steve for submission to Machine of Death 2. I also did some quick math and found out that if I polish one of my articles up to publish on The Escapist, I could get around 375 dollars for the effort. Polishing away!